mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
Ahhh! I also really really like Rohan Anderson!!!!
Things I like (in no particular order)
verena osman-king. red lips. scented candles. kisses. jagermeister. sushi train. smooth legs. super azn knick knacks. luke anderson. paul hauner. goodfellas. people watching. sex. matching lingerie. losing weight. black lace. lachlan holmes. writing lists. the simpsons. MDMA. the smashing pumpkins. wheels and dollbaby. $$$. personal jokes. the baxters inn. newtown. charlie brookes. melbourne. stefo nantsou. radiohead. gigs. red wine. making red wine jokes. pretty handwriting. long drives. south park. dressing like the girls from “the craft”. eshays tuesdays. peppermint tea. shill. being sly. anything mafia based. grand theft auto. scary movies. courtney love. scheming. the beach. nachos. baking. the sims. interior design. =kizioko. chanel. tyra banks. the lifestyle channel. morgan shanks. acid. clean sheets. back scratching. bogan names. “it rough”. shower naughties. bed days. pineapples. seinfeld. it’s always sunny. doc martens. sunbaking. nudes. never wearing pants ever. weed. thai food. travel. crazy japanese shit. rockabilly pinup fashion. leather skirts. fur coats. festivals. makeup. general pampering. “being luxurious”. a clockwork orange. hermitude. triple j. louis theroux. quoting superbad. risqué texts. orgasms. ringlets. pink nails. jackass. ryan dunn. babies!. baby animals. leopard print. twin peaks. spooning. long eyelashes. the thug life. dads cooking. beer o’clock. orange. t-bars. the hairy bird. wawdamelun. avocado. writing. chai. nieces day. ‘the music scene’. pokemon stadium. my sibling intuition. the beastie boys. hills in heels. polaroids. fruit ninja. marilyn monroe. edie sedgwick. the mod scene. dick hebdige. tin tin. musical theatre. grease karaoke. cafe sofia. kelsey garlick. NFC. peacocks. black milk. bikes. subway. capitols. photo walls. my old webcam. journals. harold park hotel. having the giggles. skinny jeans. asos. buzzzbar. face masks. picnics. shit talking. playing ‘remember when’. the 80s. front fringes. secrets. lando’s pillow talk. bruschetta. ‘wifey hits’. horrorshow. carnivals. nudie jeans co. cullen’s photoshop creations. the deus poster. the body shop. kill bill. the godfather. nose rings. culling everything. deers. sugar skulls. roy lichtenstein. pop art. fairy lights. not living in newcastle. the young ones. british comedy. painting. old photos. jmrz. english. cultural studies. day dreaming. zeal theatre. allan’s hot cakes’ salad rollZ. gelato. st kilda. retro star. hole. the courthouse. pink hair. dancing. lemon lime bitters. blurrrnts. being garfield. lasagne. nhspa. kara peake. employment. wes anderson. burger rings. shanks salad. the kelly/lantry gang. auZfest. chomp bars. olives. lolita sunglasses. the chapel perillous. “hey!” “yeah?” “nothin’”.